- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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