- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Bob Saget

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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