why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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