- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What did the man with no head say to the women?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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