Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Your mom.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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