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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Call of Duty is a good game.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What stops a train? A missile

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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