- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Irish sobriety

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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