- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Irish sobriety

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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