Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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fish fishy caoimhin

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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