- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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