what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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