- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Your face

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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