- Anti Joke

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Screw it you write the joke.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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