- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

How high is the sky? True or False

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

irish man drinking john smiths

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Steven hawkings shook my hand

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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