A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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