- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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