- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

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