- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

im not food

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

This is an anti-joke.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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