What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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