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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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