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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Your mom.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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