What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

thumb_up thumb_down +43

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

thumb_up thumb_down +41

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

thumb_up thumb_down +39

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

thumb_up thumb_down +35

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops