Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Bob Saget

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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i committed murder

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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The Qur'an

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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were you expecting a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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