- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Wolfjob.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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