- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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