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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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wael.. nuff said

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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