How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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haha black people :D

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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