- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Faithful men.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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