A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Continents are large islands.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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time to spruce up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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