Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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