You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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kk

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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PENIS lol

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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