What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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