What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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THE GAME

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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