- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What comes after 69? 70

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

So does Blake

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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