- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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