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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

why did the man die? he had cancer

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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