- Anti Joke

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.