- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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your face is kinda funny

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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