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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Testicles.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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adam hodgson !

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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