What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Your face

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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