A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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BIG PENIS

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Nah

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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