- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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