- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

roses are red violets are indigo

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

knock knock!? . . No.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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