Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Hail Heetluh

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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