- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Ehh

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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