- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Mitt Romney

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Women

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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