- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

womens rights

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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