What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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