What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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