- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

outside your comfort zone

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

i killed my family

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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