An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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obama

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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