- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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