- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

are u black unlucky

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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