What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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what has genitial warts? me

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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