What do you call a Jew A Jew

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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Im cute hehehee

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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