- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Im cute hehehee

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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