There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

who is not good looking? mon morello

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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