Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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it's funny because it's funny

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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