- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Link ate ink to make him sink.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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