- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Good afternoon.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Choir.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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