What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

European on my shoes, buddy.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Once upon a time, The end.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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