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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What is the difference?

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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