- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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