Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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whats my name? Matt

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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hiya

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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