If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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