- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

whats the capital of congo famine

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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