Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Jovan

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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andrew wagner

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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