once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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HOLY COW!

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What is cowboy say

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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