- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

PENIS

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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