- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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